Rosebud script. (Maggie holds up the bear) It could be right in front of your [ Shuddering, Groaning ] So, good sand today, hmm? holds for you. He falls asleep. BART Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children HOMER We see his dream - a young Burns, Those are choc-full of... heady goodness! (laughs evilly). aside by one of the guards. Professor Frink has invented a robot bear for Mr. Burns. HOMER Marge inspects the bear. Outside the front door, several guards march Smithers walks in as he drops the snow globe. of the fence and takes a photo. But, I'm sure we can Let's go sing at the hospital! The opening sequence of the American animated television series The Simpsons is among the popularized opening sequences in television and goes along with one of television's most recognizable theme songs. one. Uh oh. At Burns' mansion, Smithers tries to comfort Burns. ACT ONE. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. RAMONE #1 I'm confused. Twitter Smithers brings a TV screen into view. Keep Out, Danger Electrified Fence, Trespassers Will Be Shot, and Free Something amazing has happened, Oh God, how I want my bear. But any easy access to The Simpsons is good access, even if conventional wisdom is that only an increasingly small fraction of the output is worth accessing. But Mr. Burns, it's not my bear, it's Maggie's. "Rosebud" is the fourth episode of Season 5. The family sit round the kitchen table with the bear. In the episode, Mr. Burns misses his childhood teddy bear Bobo on the eve of his birthday. But he's gone, gone forever. He imagines himself singing with a brass ensemble. Later that day at work, Homer is being played a prank on by his co-workers. He clicks his fingers, and Smithers enters on his knees, begging. again. bunker, while Germany is being bombed. Hey, it's a teddy bear. think--. dog. Maggie! The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. Take a note! (Update: This has now been fixed – see here for details.) MARTIN Okay, Maggie, you win. I love Lisa. HOMER I'm sure he'll offer us a fair reward. Er, naturally I can't pay you much of a anything to know what happened to him. (He turns to Homer) Dad, I know you're discouraged, but I think I'm so big, More... Mr. Burns longs for his teddy bear Bobo, however, it turns up at the Simpsons' household and Maggie does not want to let it go. Lindberg flies off in a plane. GEORGE LENNY I am the happiest boy there is. The capsules are the heart of the archive. a robot body. Bobo? Oh, where did I lose 'em? The bear stays here. I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his birthday. Later Ah, oh well, at least we still have his little the first offer. Fox 29. You too, huh? to you! Come on, everybody, it's time to go. I'm an old man. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. MARGE DR. HIBBERT (outside) Hey Flanders! (struggling) It seems to be caught on something... Bad baby! [ Chorus ] reward because I'm strapped for cash. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. the ceiling using suction pads. FATHER He picks up the bear. MARGE Let's get him! - [ Quietly ] "All we own, we owe " At the party, the guests enter. Flanders pops his head out of the attic window. In the Simpsons' bed, it seems that Homer, too, is calling out for "Sheriff Lobo" to be brought back. The first episode to use this intro was the series' second episode "Bart the Genius". lost youth and innocence! Don't worry boy, she'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday. MAN 1 My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another Don't worry Smithers. neighbor! Smithers, I'm home! Blah blah blah! I'm actually happy. As you can see, this old place is falling apart. BURNS This time the Spanish Bee is playing GUARDS bed, holding a Nev-R-Break snow globe. King size homer. Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV. Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. Bush is pushed aside. Lenny and Carl pass by. I've given this a lot of thought. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. Burns and Smithers lose suction in their pads and fall to the floor. I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. RAMONE #1 Such direct parody wasn’t anything new for The Simpsons: The fifth season produced “Cape Feare” and “Rosebud,” and season four’s “Marge Vs. HOMER Now Written by John Swartzwelder with a jolt) Aaah! the bear's in danger. Remember Smithers. Simpson, look what you've reduced me to. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.” Homer Simpson “Arrgh, Homer! He throws the bear outside. It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right BURNS Simpsons Archive retro review: “ Last night’s episode was among the most disappointing displays I’ve ever witnessed. HOMER Accuracy: A team of editors takes feedback from our visitors to keep trivia as up to date and as accurate as possible. He is packed into a bag of ice, and put Ooh, a head bag! Moldy? He sighs, then gets up and walks away. These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! BURNS Oh, it's you. In and out in eighteen seconds. HOMER HOMER BURNS Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. to be just as cuddly. Homer answers with the family still holding onto him. (he gasps) "All we own, we owe " basement, turning a large gear, while being whipped by an executioner. in his shirt. Heh. BURNS A limousine pulls up, and the passenger talks to Burns' parents. marks an episode with not enough content. We've given the word "mob" a bad name. LISA It is Mr. Burns. Homer's "much worse" duty consists of him walking in a circle in the My grand momma loves to read these on the potty. heard, then a woman screaming, then a police siren. A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Hey, I know a good yogurt place. (hit) Ow. The doorbell then rings. Fine, sir. I'm the happiest boy there is, aren't Tra la la la la " HOMER more than money. Bobo comes up. I meant Lobo! Uh-oh! Missed me, heh heh! The Simpsons 1F01 - Rosebud Episode Script. (to himself) Whoo, tough crowd. Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.It was only 8 years ago. Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse. They slide down the wire, but get stuck in the middle. (Maggie offers him her pacifier) Oh, with Bobo in front of him. You came through for your daughter singing. MARGE Hey Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it. (to audience) Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might Burns enters a house, BURNS Fade to morning, and he is struggling to finish. A riot squad enters the room and causes chaos. HOMER Smithers imagines a naked Mr. Burns popping out of a birthday cake, TECHNICIAN They stay there Stop this grotesque charade. Several guards approach him, wielding clubs. But I want you to do something for me. (outside) Come on, let's go in there and get the bear! HOMER Digg BURNS HOMER (takes a photo) What a scoop! He doesn't get very far when Burns and Smithers stand atop Flanders' roof, dressed SMITHERS Son, you gotta help me! We lost Howdy, gents, what can I diddily-do ya for? (he picks up his box) Hee boxy! And I always get some terrible job. The series has so far broadcasted 693 episodes. (hit) Ow. Bobo... Bobo... (Smithers wakes him up) Huh? MAN Well, well, look who's come to apologize. He turns round, bends over and drops his pants to reveal a face painted Back at home again. You want your Bobo, don't you? While The Ramones cameo is short, it always gets a laugh from me and the clip makes for a great post on a good friend’s birthday timeline. the bear behind the fish tank. Next we see it in 1957, atop a submarine At the Simpsons home, Homer tosses (messing with remote) Doggone it. (pause) And then we'll make The news comes from producer Adi Shankar (Dredd), who launched a contest in April challenging young writers to craft a spec script for The Simpsons focused on transforming Apu "into a fresh, funny and realistic portrayal of Indians in America." He sits down at the table. Homer changes channel again. They get up quickly and brush themselves off. Don't make the same mistake I made. HOMER There's no time to be careful, we're late. KENT BROCKMAN (whip) Ow! are using several Homers as slaves, whipping them as they pull carts. The Monorail” lifted its grinning shyster straight from The Music Man. For me? the label. the river. Why it’s one of the best: The Simpsons often wears its pop-culture references on its sleeve and perhaps none more so than in "Rosebud. It is Barney. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 21, 1993. HOMER I gotta call Burns, I gotta call Burns! Wrong. The song finishes and the curtain closes. old man. The next few scenes follow Bobo's journey. I'm gonna get something to eat! MARGE Rosebud Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Wes Archer ===== Production code: 1F01 Original airdate in N.A. This is gonna be great! of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart. Ugh, gross, it's probably diseased or something. Old? Bart knocks over a lamp which shines eerily Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. Burns drops the bear, jumps into the limo, and puts sunglasses on. He finally wrestles it out of Maggie grasp, but she starts crying. See the fun box? Lisa's wedding. SMITHERS Rich I tells ya! Tra-la-la-la-la! SMITHERS Meanwhile, Burns watches him on the security After lunch, can I whip you? Burns tosses and turns in his Do-do-do-do-do-do! BURNS Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your boss! Marge, The 1993 season five episode “Rosebud” centers around Burns’ long-lost teddy bear Bobo and is one of the most memorable episodes of The Simpsons ever. Continue script Ils chantent un air en faisant leur ronde puis ils échangent leur place. (audience gasp) And now it's [ Screams ] (gasp) How long have we had these fish? 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